"It's my day off. Should be a quiet weekend..."
Not since Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines has the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger taken sole pride of place at the top of a movie poster. Sure, there have been cameos in the likes of The Expendables, but a full-on lead role? He hasn't had one since 2003, when political work took priority.
But now it's back to the movies. The Expendables 2 has just hit cinemas, with slightly more work for Arnie this time. But next January sees Schwarzenegger headline The Last Stand, for director Kim Jee-Woon. And here's the very first trailer for it, too.
It has guns, cars, bullets and loud noises in it. This, friends, is Arnie's proper return to the movies...
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